theresa. twenty. maryland.

christian. writer. reader. listener. warrior. introverted extrovert. hopeless optimist. part-time velociraptor. pickle enthusiast.
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Apr 16, 2014
11:12 PM
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

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OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

11:12 PM
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inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

alt-j:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

now you got toilet water all over this nice pair of clogs

alt-j:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

now you got toilet water all over this nice pair of clogs

11:10 PM
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"Why is the “humans only use 10% of their brain” concept is untrue?"
—  

As Dr Steve Novella memorably put it (paraphrased), you never hear anyone say, “the good news is that he was shot in the 90% of the brain we don’t use.”

The truth is that we use the entire thing, but not necessarily at the same time. Bits become more or less active as you do this and that, but over the course of normal life you use all of it. The brain uses up far too high a portion of your energy budget to be allowed to go unused. Natural selection won’t allow that.

/u/doc_daneeka

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11:09 PM

Anonymous said:


Justin Furstenfeld, Sigmund Freud, Mitt Romney.

why tho

  • Husband: Justin
  • Best friend: Sigmund
  • Brother: Mitt

(because it’s easy to ignore your crazy brother, and i could break off my friendship with sigmund as soon as he starts going off about penises.)

Send me the names of 3 men and I’ll tell you who I want as my 

  • Husband
  • Bestfriend
  • Brother
10:39 PM

ask me things or i’m going to go to bed before 11, and y’all know we can’t have that.

8:41 PM
getcha head in the game.

getcha head in the game.

7:50 PM
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dailybibleverse365:

Psalm 18:28

dailybibleverse365:

Psalm 18:28